This is a true story . . . funny . . . scary . . . and embarrassingly true.
Our Labrador Retriever had double knee surgery, and the veterinarian gave me a sedative to keep her mellow for the couple of weeks afterward to help the healing process. To encourage her to take the pill, I would slip it in a bit of cheese each morning. Being a lab, food is the key to success!
One morning, I was in a hurry, trying to get the dog fed, my daughter to school, eat my own breakfast on the fly, pack lunches, etc. Too many things going at once, and I absent-mindedly popped a piece of cheese into my mouth. (I tend to nibble as I'm in the kitchen while doing a bazillion things.) Gee, that cheese went down smoothly! It wasn't until I saw Sunny, the lab, looking at me with big brown expectant eyes that I realized . . . OH MY GOSH! . . . I drugged myself with the dog's tranquilizers!!!!!!!!!!
I called the vet; I called Overlake Hospital; . . . everyone was confounded; . . . and then I realized it made sense to call Washington Poison Center! The operator was great. We both laughed, but she was reassuring, too. She looked up the drug, and we chatted a bit realizing that I probably shouldn't drive, but a drug for a 60 lb. dog couldn't be too harmful to a 140 pound human.
Within a half hour, I was woozy and ended up sleeping most of the day feeling "dog tired." (Ohhh, bad pun!) But, I was happy that WPC was there to assure me that: 1) I wasn't going to die; 2) I wasn't going to have to have my stomach pumped; and 3) this too shall pass!
Thanks for having a poison hotline and your wonderful Mr. Yuk message. The stickers were invaluable when my daughter was little. Who knows, I may have to put a Mr. Yuk on the dog meds, too!
Smiles,
Jan S.
Bellevue, WA
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